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| mike starr, classifiche, loser, f. gary gray, thesopranos, girly, sean cory, davina, com, jon stafford, saudi arabia, egypt, omaggi, pi(film), party, jennifer esposito, mr.show with bob and david, unfogged, oman, denver artist, band names, palestine, | Actual performances of the joke can last minutes, and it is rumored that Chevy Chase used to hold parties at which the goal was to tell the joke for a half hour. A man walks into a queer talent queer agent's office, and says, "We're a family act, and we'd like you to represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too old-fashioned." The man says, "But, this is really special." The agent queer says, "Okay, well what's the act?" He replies, "Well, my wife and I come out on stage and she begins to sing the Star Spangled Banner while I take her roughly from behind. After a minute of this, my kids come out and begin to do the same, but my daughter's singing the original To Anacreon in Heaven lyrics while my son performs anal sex on her." |
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| Traditionally, the description is crude, tasteless, ribald, and often scatological. While most party tellings follow one of a few basic forms, the description of party the act is meant to be an ad lib. It should be as far beyond the boundaries party of propriety as the comedian can muster. Incest, pedophilia, scatology and bestiality are common themes. The punchline: The agent asks what the act is called, and the answer is always the same: "The Aristocrats!" The punchline may be modified in some variants, but generally such variants are told only in a context where the original joke is known. Because the sense of what an aristocrat is has faded in many countries, the final line may simply be seen as the end of a rather bawdy joke rather than a punchline. In some regions the name of the act is "The Sophisticates" or "The Debonaires". An example This version of the joke is fairly short, and simply demonstrates the form. |
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