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| mike starr, classifiche, loser, f. gary gray, thesopranos, girly, sean cory, davina, com, jon stafford, saudi arabia, egypt, omaggi, pi(film), party, jennifer esposito, mr.show with bob and david, unfogged, oman, denver artist, band names, palestine, | (Higgy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:20) Bit of a Shit One Was stood by the brandenburg gate in berlin, where east and west germany used 1976 to meet, with 1976 about 15 germans from 5-65 y.o. One guys mum is proudly showing off the gate and the long white gravel parade behind, which she 1976 explains is Germany's victory parade.In my infinite wisdom i turn to the whole group smiling and say "Bet thats fucking useful!" Next 10 days before coming home were hell, i was living with them all too. (squireyboy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:19) Job Interview..... ..I'd like to think, was not going too well and so subconsciously I had taken the decision to sabotage it anyway.The interviewer,famous for dreadful grammar, kept saying in questions "I done this...". After about the fifth time I interrupted with "...it's actually I DID, not I done...".I didn't get the job,and was described as 'arrogant'. |
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| my first day back my manager asked me to check something was working. I said "Yup, as far as I can tell."He looked me squarely in the eye and said "Would you swear on your mother's grave?"(Long silence)/f (Viewfinder, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:22) Another one... At another party full of strangers and distant aquaintances. So I'm chatting away to this lass who's a friend jon stafford of a friend. Anyway, it's jon stafford starting to die a little so I decide to throw out a conversational gambit. 'So, when's the baby due?' I ask brightly. "I'm not pregnant, just fat,' she replies deadpan. Imagine my embarrassment when a friend asks the girl exactly the same question half and hour later – making it look as though I've put him up to it. (lookingglass, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:19) We were having a curry one night and as we got up to leave, it struck me as funny to say "You know, I've had it up to here with dwarves" and put my hand at hip level, my mate immediately slapped his hand on his forehead as I turned and noticed a table full of the vertically challenged buggers sat behind me. |
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