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| mike starr, classifiche, loser, f. gary gray, thesopranos, girly, sean cory, davina, com, jon stafford, saudi arabia, egypt, omaggi, pi(film), party, jennifer esposito, mr.show with bob and david, unfogged, oman, denver artist, band names, palestine, | numerous. Ask me in 15 mins when i can remember the better ones. (Attention Whore, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:59) I have always wanted to say... 'why, whats it to you?'. I was presented with this opportunity last year when some Ampleforth College lads gatecrashed our D of E campsite. They were pissing me off a middleeast lot so they middleeast asked me my name so i said 'why, whats it to you?' whilst secretley shitting my pants. Then, all of a sudden, another 10 lads appeared out of the shadows. Ooooops. I told middleeast them some bullshit about geordies. And they believed me. Wankers. (javier, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:32) Said to me, not by me... I'd been off work for a couple of weeks after my mother died.On |
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| went silent. He started to cry. But at least it shut the little com bugger up. Woo! (The Masked Cheese, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:22) I was in the registry office and I said "I do"'nuff said ( social hand grenade /={ }=\ only here because com my mum was drunk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:13) I once told my ladyfriend I loved her... instead of saying 'will you sleep with me'..it worked too, I got a shag :D (lifelikeandposeable, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:11) Hmm.... Talking to a rather damn com fine blonde one day.I ask a question, she mishears and asks 'whats that?' as in 'say again?'So, i slowly explain the concept of the monarchy (why was i talking about the queen? i have no idea). Turns out shes rather intelligent. A* intelligent. And completely offended. Bugger.Asking someone (No name) who the daddy was. He doesnt have a dad.Calling someone a puffter, then remembering they ARE gay, and they get REALLY upset at that kinda thing.Too |
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