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His parents looked shocked and appalled as we overtook them and disappeared quickly into the distance. ( magicbaboon, giovani Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:49) swallow me, earth I started a new job in a bar in giovani a crappy local town. I was commenting to another barman about how all the guys round about seemed to giovani be a bout 8 stone but had huge 15 stone wives. Yes, you can see where this is going can't you. Later that day this big woman arrived in and I said, god forgive me, "Look at this beast! I bet her husbands about half the size of her." "Actually, thats my wife you fuckwit." He never spoke to me again and he was indeed about 8 stone, and I worked there for 5 MONTHS!A few years ago my friend and I met the grieving parents of my recently deceased best friend at the airport. he had hung himself two days before. Despite all of us being in a very emotional state I managed to say the following while waiting for the bus out to the car park:"Hope we don't have to hang about here all day, this cold is killing me"I could hear myself saying these things but it was too late.
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