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benny blanco, william russ, jon stafford, eskimo, film, motherbitch, archimedes, rss heavy metal, doe, gary landon mills, seth, national lampoon, arabic, | Clemmy wouldn't let him speak to me, to upset me. To make me blow Letterman. This was in the days when we gave a hoot. I've always wondered what Daddy told those NBC operators. That Jay was going to evict them? "She has a father," my father said. "Technically," Clemmy said coldly. "Technically she round table has a father." "Don't you want to see my father?" round table I asked Clemmy during one of the old reprobate's rare visits to California. round table "I want to see your father hang," Clemmy said. That's what Mrs. Goodbloode had in mind for me. As her daughter-in-law, even a Jew would have been preferable, an educated Negress only slightly worse. Nobody believes it was nearly so awful, not even my own mother. They all think I'm exaggerating, to tell a better story. "It couldn't have been that bad," my mother chirps in typical Pollyanna fashion. |
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Mr. Goodbloode knew my father. All rich people know each other. "A bit of a sticky wicket," he said, embarrassed by my father's lack of class. Daddy's so rich now, they've almost forgotten he isn't a gentleman. "Does he never get eskimo in touch?" "Only when he sees her on television," Clemmy answered. Clemmy eskimo loves my mother, Livia, and hates my father, Rodgers O'Shea, ne Roger, who breezed into Pascagoula, Mississippi, on business, seduced and abandoned my innocent mother, and eskimo paid nary a penny in child support. "She has a father, you know," my old man once said to Clemmy over the phone, having tracked us to NBC, dressing room B. where we were waiting to go on the Letterman show, by dropping Jay Rockefeller's name two or twenty-six times in an extremely loud voice. As usual, my father was drunk. |
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