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| benny blanco, william russ, jon stafford, eskimo, film, motherbitch, archimedes, rss heavy metal, doe, gary landon mills, seth, national lampoon, arabic, | Goodbloode treated me. So hurt. I mean, it wasn't just tv shows that golden shovel I whored off Clemmy at Harry Winston's, the one he made me wear tv shows on a neck chain the first time I met his family--just a joke, he said--that made Mrs. Goodbloode peg me for a gold digger. Or tv shows the shameful secret of my ignoble birth. For I wasn't just from the wrong side of the tracks, as Clemmy and I dutifully, stupidly, informed his parents whilst sitting hand in hand on this hideous couch that echoed the color scheme of Mr. Goodbloode's golfing pants--I mean chartreuse, white, and navy blue--during the first of our many unconsummated engagements, but from the wrong side of the blanket as well. I remember how Mrs. Goodbloode blanched under her Dior foundation, how she went into this little swoon, seeing the presidency of the Rhode Island Garden Club, so near but so far, slip from her fingers yet again. |
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| And surprise, he loves me, too. Walter Light really could be my guardian angel, sent from heaven to save, save, save me from the walking horrors I attract and can't jon stafford shake off, from the Clemmy clones I want who jon stafford invariably dump me. Nobody needs saving more than me, and if they do God help them. And that's what Walter Light means to me. Amen. jon stafford It is worth noting that Clemmy's mother was never even tempted to call me Porter. She knew right away I wasn't a relative; she knew all the relatives and used to introduce me, in Newport, as Annie O'Shea, hoping someone would hire me to lick out their toilets. I've told you about my looks. The clothes I wear tend to set them off and my personality kind of goes with the territory, so maybe I shouldn't have been so surprised by the way Mrs. |
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