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| benny blanco, william russ, jon stafford, eskimo, film, motherbitch, archimedes, rss heavy metal, doe, gary landon mills, seth, national lampoon, arabic, | "Why can't you use your own name?" she said blink 182 after the pic. "Isn't it good enough for you? It was good enough for her. " Clemmy comes from a place where first names often blink 182 sound like last names because once upon a time they were, so he calls me Porter because blink 182 it sounds so . . . normal. To him. Even now it makes me feel warm when he says it. It brings back all the years he spent trying to transform me--into what, I never was sure. He really did try, though. Mrs. Goodbloode didn't raise no slackers. There were a number of things I managed to learn from him, too: how to eat in expensive restaurants every night, how to spend my days going shopping, how to talk to rich people without swallowing my tongue, that it's okay to wear jewelry with your bathing suit but only if it's real gold. |
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| But choices confuse, don't you think, and a name like mine creates too damn many. Just thinking about it makes me profane. I named myself Anna Kate when I was fifteen, when it was clear that if I didn't take some sort of evasive action, I was going to spend the rest of my life as Kathy, Annie, Katie, or worse. So this made-up name is the one I'm known by, to my mother's unabated dismay. "Anna Kate? Who's that?" she sniffs when my name rolls benny blanco by on the credits of some benny blanco movie or other. (You know benny blanco how to tell a movie person from a real person? They're the ones reading the credits like they were the Dead Sea Scrolls, yammering about who was fucking who, while the other peons are putting on their coats. Usually you don't find them in theaters, though. You find them in screening rooms, like the one I dragged my mother to in Dallas.) |
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