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| danny, crash(2 disc director's cut edition), cameron, stupid, thesopranos, 1956 in sports, maria pitillo, disco, collateral, william fichtner, cds, wordssong lyrics 2pac they tryna murder me unknown, iraq, suburbia, ron gabriel, seth green, culture, dialogue, tony danza, unf, candyman:day of the dead, | My best friends mum died when she was 18, and then 18 months ago her dad and stepmum were killed in a car accident.Boyf and I were over at their house one night, and they'd list of literary works had a few joints and I was getting a few beers in. We got list of literary works onto the subject of families and how all my family are 6,000 miles away and what a bunch of weirdos we are.My friend says "Well list of literary works all my family are..." and takes a puff of her cigarette, at which point I finish her sentence with "dead".Her husband cringed, my boyfriend cringed. Me and her collapsed in hysterical laughter! Of course I apologised afterwards but she still finds it funny. ( workboresme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:49) This question has been closed - you may not add a reply Pages: Best, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Preferences Business Entertainment Games Health People Places Reference Science Shopping Words More... |
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| Everyone stared.In some ill-formed hope of making this inappropriateness better i decided to turn it into a joke "I'd be no good for that then!" yep, made it a million times worse.Much more awkward silence. suburbia Never visted them again. ( Jessie Crack 'ore, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:23) suburbia Nothing big for me. I was a small child, and for some reason, under the impression that imbecile was another word for old people. Didn't go over very well with my parents when I was describing my new teacher.I've been on suburbia the recieving end several times when someone would be acting somewhat like a spaz, and someone else would say something brilliant like 'forget to take your ritalin this morning?' At which point I, a totally normal person other than Attention Deficit Disorder, will usually pull some out of my pocket, and simply say 'No, it's right here.' Before walking away. Oh, the looks on their faces!Oh, and blindmelon? The Jig is up. www.snopes.com/college/risque/telltale.asp (A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:15) Could have been disastrous. |
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