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| danny, crash(2 disc director's cut edition), cameron, stupid, thesopranos, 1956 in sports, maria pitillo, disco, collateral, william fichtner, cds, wordssong lyrics 2pac they tryna murder me unknown, iraq, suburbia, ron gabriel, seth green, culture, dialogue, tony danza, unf, candyman:day of the dead, | ( Spoon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:36) ian tyler Grown into a proper young lady My best 'foot-in-mouth' moment was probably when i was about 13. I hadn't seen my grandparents on my father's side since I was about 3 and we were visiting them for the first time, obviously it was very awkward, loads of stunted silences and suchlike and then my grandad made a comment about visiting some great historical site recently. My brother asked what it was known for and we were told that it was where they ian tyler were supposed to have performed pagan rituals ian tyler in the middle ages. Everyone nodded nicely in politeness...except me who for some unknown reason, spurred on by said nervousness giddily spurted out "what, like when they sacrificed virgins?" (which of course isn't necessarily a pagan ritual anyway). |
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| I was the only one who found that amusing. Oh well. (nadir, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:10) slightly similar to wbm's dead parents tale i was round a friends house and there were some people there i knew vaguely. iraq as i left, for some reason i said 'have a good mother's day' to the room (as the hallmark holiday was a couple of days away). immediately on saying this i realised one iraq of the people there had lost their mother unexpectedly and at a fairly young young age only a iraq few days previously.many years ago when my sister was a toddler she was in the back seat of the car next to a rather hirsute female family friend. so she very loudly and clearly asked 'mummy, why does helen have a moustache?'(edit) spookily wbm's alcoholic story has just reminded me that the other evening while having dinner i was banging on about this alcoholic twat who used to drink in a pub i worked at and what a cunt he was. it was some time before i remembered that my housemate's brother is a recovering alky. |
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