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| danny, crash(2 disc director's cut edition), cameron, stupid, thesopranos, 1956 in sports, maria pitillo, disco, collateral, william fichtner, cds, wordssong lyrics 2pac they tryna murder me unknown, iraq, suburbia, ron gabriel, seth green, culture, dialogue, tony danza, unf, candyman:day of the dead, | the kids next door weren't being supervised as they played in the driveway, not three meters away from my potty-mouth. (ElectricMonk and the all-seeing eye., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:10) Not really what movie I said, more of what I did... A couple of years ago, a friend movie and I were sitting alone in the school library, reading the newspapers, and he was sitting with one foot on his other knee.So, me being me, I decided to take off his movie shoe, and throw it across the library... Just as a teacher walked past..."Don't throw your shoes about, go pick it up", says I. Cue odd look from teacher... |
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| everyone dropped their eyes in silence, maria pitillo except my mate mick who actually fell off his chair laughing. It never came up again. (alchohol, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:28) At the end of a meal, I borrowed £3 off a female friend maria pitillo I won't see in a while. We were maria pitillo joking about interest on the money, and I jokingly said that she owned part of me now, and, in front of a group of friends, as well as the whole restaurant, said that i'd "give her a finger."Only afterwards did I realise.I used to have a serious crush on that girl, and was publicly rejected by her when I plucked up the courage to ask her out.There goes my confidence again. ( Herr Tezcat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:11) Probably shouldn't even be here, but... A few hours ago my mum and dad came home with the weekly shop. After they rang the doorbell I opened the door and yelled at them "I don't want any of your fucking bibles!"Thankfully |
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