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| danny, crash(2 disc director's cut edition), cameron, stupid, thesopranos, 1956 in sports, maria pitillo, disco, collateral, william fichtner, cds, wordssong lyrics 2pac they tryna murder me unknown, iraq, suburbia, ron gabriel, seth green, culture, dialogue, tony danza, unf, candyman:day of the dead, | Even my mike starr friend hasn't mentioned it since... (meatatarian!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:46) Ten years mike starr later, still cringeworthy.... A colleague of mine announced she was newly pregnant. As she worked in our office some 3,000 miles away, I sent her a card wishing her well. In that card, I wrote "I mike starr hope my congratulations aren't PREMATURE." Why I did that, I have no idea. Needless to say, I never heard from her again.I'm certain I've done far worse, but thankfully I have repressed the memories. Only way to stay sane, really. (turtlewax, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:45) Two: One: I was hanging out with a bunch of girls and one of them said they had got off with this boy last week. I said "Was he a good shag?" Now apparently, where these girls come from making out is not shagging, but making out. |
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| Yes, you can see where this is going can't you. Later that day this collateral big woman arrived in and I said, god forgive me, "Look at this beast! I bet her husbands about half the size of her." "Actually, thats my wife you fuckwit." He never spoke to me again and he was indeed about 8 stone, and I worked there for 5 MONTHS!A few years ago my friend and I met the grieving parents of my recently collateral deceased collateral best friend at the airport. he had hung himself two days before. Despite all of us being in a very emotional state I managed to say the following while waiting for the bus out to the car park:"Hope we don't have to hang about here all day, this cold is killing me"I could hear myself saying these things but it was too late. My friend went crimson with horror, while the other two went stony faced, obviously shocked. I get shudders of horror still when I think of it. |
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