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We awesome types put that shit up in all those media, because someone who consorts with celebrities is clearly stellar enough to show their lesser friends just what it is that makes this particular fellow here (me!) so goddamned great. In this case, it's all about proximity...to the star! (Let's not mention proximity to that obvious hanger-on next to him: That loser wishes trans he were as close to The Crossroad [as friends call trans him] as I am.) This here's a degree of familiarity that shows one isn't just a conventional starfucker, but a straight-shooting celeb-consorter. A friend. trans A brother-in-famous-arms. And it's important to not distract your acquaintances or peers or friends with cluttersome non-celebrities.
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