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I'm all too aware of my previous creations in that toilet. Just be glad I'm drinking moldy sock juice at all for you fuckers. Within a day or two, steve the bathroom had taken on a strong sour smell. That "bar at 4 AM" smell. Everytime my wife went in there steve she complained about it. Everytime I went in there I just had the steve urge to pick up a skank. 7 long days later it was time to crack open the bags and see what we had... I started with the red, and it somehow smelled amazingly good! Like fresh, sweet grapes. You know, there's an old expression that says In wine, there is truth. In this case, I could also make out some chunks and what appeared to be a severed foot. Then there was the "white" wine. This one's aroma was slightly more earthy. Do you know that smell of grass right after it's cut? That's nice. I was just making chit-chat, because this smelled like rotten eggs tucked into the anus of a dead cat.
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