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(Just like my aunts and uncles.) And somehow these Beggin' Strips also managed jason statham to smell just like bacon. Oopsie. Typo. I meant to say "the smoky puke of a thousand maniacs." To put it simply, this is the devil's bacon. Even a healthy dose of bread, mayo, lettuce jason statham and tomato couldn't come close to masking the evil. The bitter nastiness literally got worse with every chew, and I was overcome by the urge jason statham to go in the backyard and eat grass until it was all out of me. The following is a message to all dogs who read The Sneeze: First, sit. Sit! Good boy. Now listen to me. Beggin' Strips do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT TASTE LIKE BACON. You are all being played for chumps! Alright, now give me your paw.
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