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(These moments are known as "blow jobs." These women are known stars as "awesome.") Nevertheless, I couldn't bring stars myself to just do the whole shot at once, so I started out with a little girly sip. And the truth is it's not that bad at all. It tastes stars like milk, just slightly more sweet. And mentally, just slightly more making me want to gargle with Clorox and assume the fetal position while I question my life. Now, while I may have issues with drinking this stuff, I have been a huge fan of its packaging for years. You may be interested to know that breast milk is now available in a variety of convenient sizes: from the portable, half-pint container... to the more economical one gallon jugs. To make things more interesting, and a little bit easier on myself, I decided to break out the Hershey's syrup and whip up some chocolate breast milk. This time I just knocked the shot right back, and two words immediately came to mind: Yoo Hoo.
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