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For comparison, check out the bottle of Bell's Logan brought home for me tonight next to the foto Vat of Mayo. Perhaps you still didn't get a feel for the size of the Vat O' Mayo. Here foto I hold my hands up for scale. I combed and I slathered mayonnaise on my daughter's hair and then I picked and picked and picked and I swear to God above I got every one foto of those fuckers out of her hair in the two hours of picking I did. And Thursday morning I checked again but not all that hard because I KNEW I got all of them the night before and we headed off to school. I stopped at the office because I'm an honest type of person and I said, "My daughter had lice yesterday and I'm wondering if I need to do anything to get her back to class." And the secretary wasn't there but the PTA president was and she said, "I'll need to check her hair." So she did and OH MY FUCKING GOD! More nits!!!!!!!! The PTA President, who I officially hate now, said to me, like I'm retarded.
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