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| aroundthe bend, moroccian, russell means, howard fong, steve, everett quinton, television, dr. jennifer melfi, dialogue, woody harrelson, denis leary, nona gaye, libya, omani, stacey, party, | we're tired....." kool kieth (I am not kidding. They said that like some Dickens orphans.) But I said, "You're not tired! You have lice you foul beasts and I'm going to use this (metal) comb (...as has been repeatedly recommended) until I get all those stupid little monsters off your head!" Oh, surprise! Max had them too! After we got everything cleaned up Logan went to bed and I sat by the light of the christmas tree and drank about 1.5 too many vodka gimlets and also used way more than my kool kieth fair share of our narcotics stash. kool kieth The following morning I started my day by picking through my daughter's head looking for bugs to eat because at that point I'd become nothing but a common monkey. Unfortunately my diet was ruined when I found nits on her head and then, though I could have been coming off the acid trip from the night before, I saw another of THOSE FUCKING BUGS CRAWLING ACROSS HER MOTHER FUCKING SCALP! |
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| That big fat freelance check (which Logan earned by the way...did you think I'd omani get off my omani fat ass omani and make money? God!) had a hold put on it since it wasn't a payroll check and since that was being held there wasn't any cash in our checking account. You're thinking, 'Just float a check until the funds clear.' Ah, but you aren't a Stupid Fucking Summers like we are. We used our last check on Tuesday afternoon! Weeeeeeeeeee! So off I went to borrow money from my mother. I'll tell you, you haven't lived until you've borrowed money from your mother to pay for the LICE TREATMENT on your child's head. Things are so totally awesome here. But you just wait! Things are getting even more awesome! Tuesday night we stayed up until 12am vacuuming and changing sheets and vacuuming mattresses and at one point the children were crouching on the bathroom floor crying..."Oh...but |
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