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| boobies, tony danza, larry david, camelot, gabe jeffrey, berber, chuck low, industrial, squishy, robert smith, lebanon, iraqi, lyrics, lamont, 1982 in sports, bruce boa, kink, hip hop, lions gate, | now people starin'... you got a nub; your marriage is barren I'm not caring until you got the nerve to blame the whole thing on Connie You a bigger punk than Donny, I swear to God In all honesty, I'm stalking you like the unfogged King of Komedy I'm your own personal hater sending you spooky messages on unfogged your text pager "I'll see you later"... send you to meet your Savior with less mercy than Slayer, Ambush your bodyguards in the elevator with sarin gas unfogged Like Shoko Ashahara .....they won't live to see tomorrow It's all in my plan with language of the damned like "Harbinger of Sorrow" .... psycho like Manson I come through the roof with my gas mask on In time to see you expire like Mike Bascom You might think it's indecency, when I'm screaming in your dying ear : "Tell me the frequency!!" Drag the body through sewers to the Hayatt Regency It's a caper, I'm Forging adoption papers with your fingerprints for conspiracy The cops come, fuck that, Now I'm legal don't have to run... |
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| you want your legs back.... "Don't leave me this way" like the Communards... That berber shit just bores me, now you've got bodyguards Getting paranoid scared YOU'LL be making money for the OTHER tabloids: "Weak talk show host kidnapped by Unidentified Frying Rapper, got a Big Foot.... in the ass now his career's deader than Elvis" With my crazy Mafia uncle's car bomb to set your chariot on fire a la Vangelis Cower, you poltroon! That's no idle threat...someday soon you'll vanish from the set Ain't found berber till 3 days after when the janitor finds your body berber swinging from the rafter What a disaster, neck snapped...you were hung, How'd you ever get the balls to marry Connie Chung? How do you know what she wants? You're whiter than a Viking Looking for Suzy Wong trying to be a Rice King; that's wrong Just cus she's got low self esteem and an Electra-Daddy complex You buy her a Rolex and then hit her up for the sex But after the wedding ring's on she finds out there's something wrong with your Ding-Dong You're the King of Clap, you got a royal drip Can't get your wife pregnant cus your mohel slipped "Oy Gevalt!" |
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