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| boobies, tony danza, larry david, camelot, gabe jeffrey, berber, chuck low, industrial, squishy, robert smith, lebanon, iraqi, lyrics, lamont, 1982 in sports, bruce boa, kink, hip hop, lions gate, | Why don't you tune down to 5 hertz? Then I don't have to hear your guitar sounding worse You ain't even diverse, Your every verse on every song remains the same without exception You shoulda became a clone of Led Zeppelin, but you didn't wanta risk it: Play it safe and suck a limp biscuit A tisket A tasket, What's up with your pop being a midget mascot? In a chicken costume, he's got a hatchet I'll make like the Jerky Boys and rap your fuckin' wav skull in with a ratchet, sizzle chest Nevertheless wav you profess wav to being cutting edge, underground, AND cutting edge, ho RUN DMC was doing that style back when you were wetting beds, ho! na na na NA, na na na NAAA-nuuh! Walk this way and raising hell, Now I smell rectums on your breath...you ain't so def, But Def Jam invented that whole plan as a marketing scam, funk metal was a pop crossover Fifteen years before you claimed it's hardcore, so I'm taking your props over. |
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| You funk fakers! You ain't never heard'a these bands like Ohio Players, or War, you ain't hard core....Straight Vanilla flavored, You ain't illa....Your little sister hangs out with ravers On your heaviest day headbanging, you secretly tony danza wanna be as hard as Jim Neighbors You should "begin again!" Take those baggy pants to the fuckin' tailor Get some nice suits made up like the JB's, Maybe you heard the Godfather, but turned it off cus he wasn't all distorted and peaking You never even heard real tony danza metal like Dark Throne or Weakling Desperately Seeking Success, but you never found 'cess'. tony danza Fess up you ain't really hard A New York singer still getting your ass beat by a dwarf mime in a leotard and your guitarist ain't even help while you're lying on the pavement crying He's trying to tune down from E to drop D to drop C What the fuck does it matter which key you go "Juh-juh" in? |
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