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| boobies, tony danza, larry david, camelot, gabe jeffrey, berber, chuck low, industrial, squishy, robert smith, lebanon, iraqi, lyrics, lamont, 1982 in sports, bruce boa, kink, hip hop, lions gate, | The shaker is a mason jar comedy video full of coffee beans. There's toy flutes in the mix, played backwards. The lyrics are this weird Oedipal drama featuring Maury, his wife Connie, and myself. This is-- regrettably-- the only real 'storytelling' rhyme on this album. This is also from 2000. Here's another off-kilter story About a sick little bastard named Maury Povitch, Asked me for my autograph and I said, "Hell no, bitch!" You no-talent TV tabloid Jerry Springer ringer comedy video I break your thumb and two of your fingers Now you make the comedy video devil sign at all times with splints on Kid you need to go hide out just like Thomas Pynchon I mean lay low, You're way low for TV let alone basketball Drag your midget ass and cheap suits to a David Lynch casting call Talking backwards.... Need to quit, you're washed up, go in a Deicide pit and get moshed up; kid you're old ! |
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| I could do a whole song on the next band I'm shitting on. Slaves to the machine, I mean Rave Against the Machine, I slays your whole team You betrays your whole scheme by trying to portray You're red like Che, Still get overpaid when you play, and sound more feminine than Sade Like the camelot Mighty Thor, "I say thee nay, villain!!" Bob Dylan smacked you up for stealing his nasal whiney style... Zack de la camelot Phoney, you can snack camelot on my sac de la cojones He's telling me to phone his moms cus she's lonely I ain't got time to fuck your mother She's gotta stand in line, and take a number See, my schedule is kind of tight this summer Whatever A&R man signed you made a blunder He must wonder if it was worth the blow job I ain't fooled by your snow job If it wasn't for dog pornos, you wouldn't have no job whatsoever You're in leather you're getting schnauzers Kid, you're going lower than Bowzer STALKING MAURY POVITCH OK, here's the world's first rap IN SEVEN. |
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