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| boobies, tony danza, larry david, camelot, gabe jeffrey, berber, chuck low, industrial, squishy, robert smith, lebanon, iraqi, lyrics, lamont, 1982 in sports, bruce boa, kink, hip hop, lions gate, | Fuck no, you can't have a straw. Get it raw. It's trans weird that I saw Boy George break your fuckin' jaw and steal your beard... what's up with that? Your singer backstage with a cat-in-the-hat drinking a trans smart drink of wee-wee, trans Saying your next CD will sound just like The Orb, While he makes out with Reverend Norb... (You knew about that, right?) Your Depends are failing to absorb, now your shit's spreading like bad trends. Friends tell you to switch to colostomy bags, but you don't listen You need to be quittin' your Black Sabbath fake riffin', get back in the kitchen and bake me some Zingers, Your homie couldn't play like Tony Iommi if he had twelve fingers: You're slipping. The only Machine Head you're getting is the head of the vibrator you're sitting on. |
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| You larry david get tossed over by a one knot zephyr, light as a feather, If I wanted to hear something heavy, I'd listen to your moms talk: she's a heifer. Never funky, You can't syncopate it...I hated your whole album, Howcum if you're so hard you sound note for larry david note like Mr. Mister? Your drummer will never be a tenth as funky as Black Sabbath's The Wizard, Bill Ward, but larry david you get ignored. Fuck your cheesy one finger power chord...You're living measly! Trying to flirt, show your skull tattoo to a VJ Think you're down with hip hop cus you get a DJ to scratch 3 seconds on a fuckin' chorus? Make like Natasha and suck on my Boris I'm "Badenov" for all you Vanilla Ice clone whippersnappers Back in the 80's you all wanted to sound like the Chili Peppers, BENCH! I'll put you under that bridge, with cement foot gear Look here, Pantera's Dime Bag Daryl Hannah sucks my urine like root beer. |
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