 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
| lancelot, saudi arabian, wav, transexual, quotes, sounds, feste, jerusalem, jean smart, merlin, stars, zines, flash, kuwait, billy gallo, story, arthuriana, | --Washington Heights FedEx guy: It felt like 100 miles between kissing her and fucking her. --48th between 5th & 6th Overheard by: John Gullotta Link To or Email this Post Women Take a Stand on Wednesday One-liners Petite woman: Just because you amman are taller doesn't mean you are stronger. I have more power in my finger than that amman broad! One flick from me and she'd be on her ass! --43rd & 6th Guy on cell: I've got the dogs. I've amman got your mother's latte. I've got your cappuccino, and I'm willing to go back for a movie but you've got to drive me...Hello? Hello? --Park Slope Overheard by: amb Chick: My boss never actually reads her e-mail. I forwarded her a message with someone's address, but she only read the first line and responded "Where's the address"? |
Best Mature Paysites
|
| --6 train Guy on cell: ...so I can fuck saudi arabian her, but I can't marry her. See she's Orthodox, but not Orthodox enough. --Duane Reade, 51st & 3rd Overheard by: Aryeh Jasper Chick on cell: Honey, your boyfriend isn't a boyfriend. He's, like, a boyfriend-substitute...He's, like, the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter of boyfriends. --Times Square Overheard by: djlindee Link To saudi arabian or Email this Post Wednesday One-liners Appeal to the Prurient Interest Teen boy: Dude, if Chelsea ever spread her legs, bats would fly out. --1 train Guy: saudi arabian Getting a blow job from her was like fucking a blow up doll. --4th & A Overheard by: cio Guy: 50,000 people?! By the law of averages, I should get some! --81st & Broadway Guy on cell : Listen, the manager said he wants to see anal and he wants to see swallow... --55th & Broadway Overheard by: Marko Guy: For all the years I've lived in New York, most of the girls I've taken home have been from the subway. |
|
Looking for real sex? Find someone now on the
largest sex personals network.FREE signup! Post a FREE erotic ad w/5 photos, flirt in chatrooms, view explicit live Webcams, meet for REAL sex! 30,000 new photos every day! Find SEX now 
|
