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| lancelot, saudi arabian, wav, transexual, quotes, sounds, feste, jerusalem, jean smart, merlin, stars, zines, flash, kuwait, billy gallo, story, arthuriana, | Boy: Third Rail...I should put that in my notebook. --Trinity School, W. 91st Street Overheard by: Alexis Link To or Email this Post May 18, 2005 It's Not You, It's Me (& Wednesday One-liners) Woman: ...and he wanted to break up with me so badly, he was like, "Here, I'll buy you an apartment!" --Central Park sailboat pond band fonts Overheard by: band fonts Sarahvb Teen chick: I wouldn't want to get married because it takes so long to get a divorce! --Rockefeller Park Russian lady: Ya...my mother was lucky. Not many women divorce lawyers. band fonts --6 train Lady: Come on, since my fucking boyfriend is a fucking crack head, we are fucking gonna pick up some guys tonight. --Union Square Overheard by: Julia Wright Girl: I'm getting kind of tired of him. He used to be the kind of guy you could go out with and never have to talk. |
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| --Ziegfeld theater, 54th Street Overheard by: Todd Seavey Fanboy: That was great. Now all we need is the technology from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind to erase the first two. --Ziegfeld theater, 54th Street Overheard by: Jaybill McCarthy Link To or Email this Post We Prefer the Term "Hobos" Here Girl #1: Did you enjoy the show? Guy: lancelot Yeah, it was really good. Girl #2: Yeah, it was. Also, I didn't think we'd see so many bums and stuff. lancelot --Richard Rodgers theatre, W. 46th Street Link To or Email this Post The Incarnation of Trash Teenage girl: So lancelot do you get it now?! Dad: I know honey...J. Lo. --Union Square Overheard by: Katia Link To or Email this Post Not Counting the Two Hands Black dude: Yo, you shoulda seen this baby. It was like 42 inches long. Spanish chick: Yo, no way. That's like almost 2 feet. --Q train Link To or Email this Post Revenge of the Shit Opens Tonight Girl: That's so scary. Boy: What? Girl: The third rail. Boy: Teah. Girl: That should be like a movie title or something. |
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