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| weblog, robert j. steinmiller jr., iran, tommylasorda, sudan, craigs list, dorian harewood, list of themes, unf, richard bright, albums, jackie hoffman, berber, carlito, collateral, 1981 in sports, jarule real name, | 39 · Posted by Monkey on August 6, 2002 06:15 PM ew!!! i just got a hot flash as i remembered that book. hideous! while we're at it why dont we whine about having to wear a 'belt' ... eh? 40 · Posted by laura on August 8, 2002 04:07 PM My penis is removable and at one time I did name it, but forums now it's just Anonymous (or is that Androgenous). Wrote a recent blog about this, has anyone written a book about those forums names yet? forums I prefer the Dude to Ralph. Are those Richards a more formal version of Dick? |
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| To atone collateral for Ms. Blume's collateral mistake, I propose the following taxonomy for men under 25. Ralph: 6 inches or longer. After all, if it's that big, they're probably as much of an asshole as Ron Jeremy is. Phil: 4-5 inches. Somewhat less hostile than Ralph and rather nice actually. Sly: 2-4 inches. This name may not impress a lady so much, but the Rambo/Rocky associations might just help the slightly short penised man to get over collateral that debilitating hump. Enrique: Less than 2 inches. Because one needs a bit of a boost, namewise really, if a penis is the size of a pig in a blanket. 38 · Posted by Ed on August 6, 2002 05:54 AM enrique... hm. You know, all penises should have spanish sounding names. Jorje. Julio. Guido. Jesus. Bimaldo. no, wait, that's just creepy. Nevermind. I just like the name Enrique. Reminds me of that Eglasias (how I wish I could spell) fellow. |
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