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And the secretary wasn't there but the PTA president was and she said, "I'll need to check her hair." So she did and OH MY FUCKING GOD! More nits!!!!!!!! The PTA President, who I officially hate now, song said to me, like I'm retarded. "Well you need to use a chemical shampoo on her hair." And I said, "Golly! Really? Uh huh....no kidding? I never heard of one of them thar song chemical shampoos. I done thought if I poured just a little vodka and lime juice on song those critters, them varments'd go away on thar own. Hooooo Weeeee. You done learn somethin every damn day!" The PTA President is now a dead rat on my desk with mayonaisse and Rid spread all over her carcass. The rest is an ongoing saga. I did another chemical bomb on my daughter's hair which is apparently going to send her to the emergency room and quite POSSIBLY KILL HER!!!!!!! As if the formula feeding wasn't enough, I mean don't I love her enough?
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