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Please tell me there is a Santa. So, Tuesday night, when I unfortunately uncovered the Headlights on Madison's scalp, we started this hellacious journey. Except this is when the really great part starts! That 8008135 big fat freelance check (which Logan earned by the way...did you think I'd get off my fat ass and make money? God!) had a hold put on it since it wasn't 8008135 a payroll check and since that was being held there wasn't 8008135 any cash in our checking account. You're thinking, 'Just float a check until the funds clear.' Ah, but you aren't a Stupid Fucking Summers like we are. We used our last check on Tuesday afternoon! Weeeeeeeeeee! So off I went to borrow money from my mother. I'll tell you, you haven't lived until you've borrowed money from your mother to pay for the LICE TREATMENT on your child's head. Things are so totally awesome here.
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