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she couldn't have access to the pills herself because she'd OD in a matter of hours (she'd take a pill, and forget she'd just taken one, and ask for a pill every 10 or 15 minutes for the next 4 hours. good times). so, one day, i was on auntie duty i snapped. i (for some strange reason) funk metal had about funk metal a year's worth of placebo birth control pills in my funk metal room (you know, the ones they gove you to take while you have your period?). anyway, i emptied her painkiller bottle of real pills and filled it with placebo birth control pills. i told her she could take as many as she wanted. she popped those things like candy for the rest of the day, and i had some peace. did i mention she was a devout catholic and totally against birth control? well, at least it looks like i'll have a lot of company in hell. Posted by: kara | December 30, 2005 at 07:03 AM Why oh why am I thinking that you either wrote "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" or Harold was written with you in mind?!
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