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He was dating community a hardcore fundamentalist Christian chick and she was always using our bathroom so one day my roommate and I community taped off our "side" of the bathroom (where the toilet was) and declared it ours, plastering the walls, the floors, and the ceiling with the entire contents of a Hustler and a High Society as wallpaper. If he wanted to take a shit (and trust me, he did, and they lasted for community hours) he had to do so looking right at a centerfold spread of a guy feeding his gigantic uncut dick to a blue-eyed black chick. I used to piss in his shampoo, run his toothbrush along the edge of the toilet. We stole his picture from the locked "meet your R.A.s!" display cabinet and I did some masterful collage work with a naked chick's legs wrapped around him, her head replaced by head of the morbidly obese 2nd floor R.A.
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