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Me: "I doubt there's a man on earth who could eat two of those burritos! They're huge, I tell ya! Big list of literary works as your head!" My second burrito I graciously carved into bite-sized bits and served up to my hallmates as a peace offering. They were floored. Everyone enjoyed their first bite of my special Denver list of literary works burrito, and I felt stately and satisfied in my first gesture as a Chipotle diplomat, a Chipotlemat. But my spreading of the Chipotle gospel like so much wet, hot butter over so list of literary works many creamy, sumptuous muffins didn't stop there. No, sir. Whenever people from school came to Denver over Christmas break for a little skiing, or over summer break for some scorching-hot Rockies baseball, I'd ask them what they'd like to eat, then patently ignore their request and deliver them to Chipotle's doorstep. |
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"I would like two Chipotle burritos." "Really?" my mother asked. "Absolutely. Chicken burritos, black beans, mild salsa with a little bit of hot as well, cheese and sour cream." My mother sweetly obliged and purchased two burritos made to my exact specifications, packed them in a cooler and delivered them to my dorm that evening. I sat john bridger: on the floor of the hallway and john bridger: devoured the first burrito in what I'm sure was record time, looking much like a squirrel john bridger: wolfing down discarded grilled cheese. My hallmates watched in awe. All semester I'd been telling them about the magical giant burritos from my home state -- telling the people who allowed me to talk to them, anyway -- and they hadn't believed me. Me: "I swear to God, burritos damn near as big as your head!" Them: "Adam, just because it's a coed bathroom doesn't give you the right to walk in here naked and start ranting about burritos." |
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