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| disco, theexorcist, fullmetal jacket, moviedatabase, king arthur, me, arabic, jon stafford, edward norton, comedy video, robert smith, comedian, goldlyrics, | The rest is an ongoing saga. I did another chemical andy argyrakis bomb on my daughter's hair which is apparently going to send her to the emergency room and quite POSSIBLY KILL HER!!!!!!! As if the formula feeding wasn't enough, I mean don't I love her enough? Now I'm going to Agent Orange her cute little arse. Will I andy argyrakis never stop? I went through her hair 3 times tonight and each time I found at least one nit. I guarantee tomorrow I will call Mr Bush on my private line and tell him to just bomb my house andy argyrakis because there is no other way. Thankfully, Logan will be busy at a party so he won't have to be killed in the name of the Lice. Maybe he'll at least take Max with him. |
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| And Thursday morning I checked again but not all that hard because I KNEW I got all of them the night before and we headed off to robert smith school. I stopped at the office because I'm an honest type of person and I said, "My daughter had lice yesterday and I'm wondering if I need to do anything to get robert smith her back to class." And the secretary wasn't there but the PTA president was and she said, "I'll need to check her hair." So robert smith she did and OH MY FUCKING GOD! More nits!!!!!!!! The PTA President, who I officially hate now, said to me, like I'm retarded. "Well you need to use a chemical shampoo on her hair." And I said, "Golly! Really? Uh huh....no kidding? I never heard of one of them thar chemical shampoos. I done thought if I poured just a little vodka and lime juice on those critters, them varments'd go away on thar own. Hooooo Weeeee. You done learn somethin every damn day!" The PTA President is now a dead rat on my desk with mayonaisse and Rid spread all over her carcass. |
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