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We used our last check on Tuesday afternoon! Weeeeeeeeeee! So off I went to borrow money from my mother. I'll tell you, you haven't lived until you've borrowed money from your 1956 in sports mother to pay for the LICE TREATMENT on your 1956 in sports child's head. Things are so totally awesome here. But you just wait! Things are getting even more awesome! Tuesday night we stayed up until 12am vacuuming and changing sheets and vacuuming mattresses and at one point the children were crouching on the bathroom floor crying..."Oh...but we're tired....." 1956 in sports (I am not kidding. They said that like some Dickens orphans.) But I said, "You're not tired! You have lice you foul beasts and I'm going to use this (metal) comb (...as has been repeatedly recommended) until I get all those stupid little monsters off your head!" Oh, surprise! Max had them too! After we got everything cleaned up Logan went to bed and I sat by the light of the christmas tree and drank about 1.5 too many vodka gimlets and also used way more than my fair share of our narcotics stash.
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