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| Traffic poetry Cop poetry #1: You hit a deer? Max: Yeah, over on, uh, it was on Slauson. Traffic Cop #1: A South Central deer? Max: [Max is on the radio dispatch with his boss, Lenny] Yeah, Lenny, what's up? It's me. Lenny: Just got off the phone with poetry the cops. Desk sergeant called to check if you brought the cab in? Max: Yeah, so? Lenny: So, aside from I hate talking to cops, they tell me you crashed the goddamn cab? Max: No, no, I got crashed into. I didn't... Lenny: Do I care what, where, why? You're paying. Vincent: [to Max] It was an accident. You're not liable. Max: It was an accident. I'm not liable. Lenny: Bullshit. I'm making you liable. It's coming out of your goddamn pocket. Vincent: [to Max] You tell him to stick this cab up his fat ass. Max: I can't do that, that's my boss. Vincent: So? Max: I need my job. Vincent: No, you don't. ... Lenny: Still there? I'm talking to you. Max. Max! Vincent: [over the radio] He's not paying you a damn thing. Lenny: Who the hell is this? |
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