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He started 1998 an escort service for the football team, and he gave out *my mother's* phone number! Caroline: And I still say getting laid by an 18-year-old linebacker is [shouts] Caroline: just what she needs! Gus: Great. I just beat up Santa 1998 Claus. Gus: [into phone] Murray? Murray: How do I know this is Gussie? Gus: Because the next time I see you I'm going to rip all the hair out of 1998 your balls, one, by one, you fuckin' mule. How's that? Gus: [with a gun to Rose's head] All right. Everybody into the den, or I'll shoot her. Connie Chasseur: Go ahead. Shoot her. Gus: Shut up! Get in the den! George: Yeah? Well, maybe Santa won't come back next year. Maybe he and the Easter Bunny will take a fuckin' cruise to Jamaica and you can eat your own lousy cookies! Boy: Santa doesn't drink champaigne. Santa only drinks milk. George: [quietly] Listen. Santa can't drink no more milk. Santa has a lactose intolerance, and it gives him horrible gas pains. Do you want to see Santa farting down everybody's chimney?
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