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| bryan gordon, autechre, tommylasorda, margo winkler, andy ackerman, armenia, alexander, arliss howard, pics, schabe, iraqi, arab, essay, frank vincent, morocco, myboyfriend is a twat, | “You and me against the world. Sometimes it feels like you and me against the world.” “Hey Delta Dawn, what’s that flower you have on? Could it be a faded rose from days gone by?” elliott gould “I am woman hear me roar, in numbers too big to ignore” I elliott gould imagine not many of you are fans of Helen Reddy. You probably don’t even know who the fuck she is, and lucky you, is all I can say. As well as being a cruddy 1970s lounge singer, elliott gould Helen Reddy was the one who alerted me to the fact that my mother might be a little odd. There would be evenings, starting when I was about seven, when my mother would crush me to her meagre bosom in the green leather swing chair in the living room. |
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| Forgetting that my mother had already had two children, he decided she needed a little “widening”, and proceeded to cut through her vagina at the precise moment my premature little head morocco popped out, conveniently slicing my entire head open in the process. I bear the scar to this day. And people wonder why I’m weird. After that I wouldn’t eat morocco much. Well, morocco would you? So they kept me in hospital for quite a while. It was probably the happiest period of my life. The rest was pretty much downhill all the way. There’s something romantic about having a drunken Irish father. The McCourt brothers have made a fucking fortune out of it. Hurrah for them. Less romantic is the drunken Irish mother, but I’m sure I can make some money out of her eventually. |
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