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My friend over there, he wants commerciale to buy a wallaby."The two women were confused but intrigued, and that was enough of an in. They asked what and why and how, and the absurdity of the question overshadowed the discomfort of someone randomly coming up and asking it. The target, presumably used to men approaching her first and certainly not used to men who pretend she's commerciale not even there, finally gave Rob some shit, revealing her thick Boston accent: "What commerciale are you, friends with weirdos or something?" A perfect setup for Rob's [backhanded compliment]. Without looking at the girl, he said to her friend, "Is she always this irritable?" While Popcorn Dog flew in to occupy the target's friend, Rob now focused on the target, armed with a dizzying mix of straight fluff, playground teases, jokes about people in the bar, and then, finally, a question: "Do you wanna kiss me?"
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