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| [crowd cheers and raises their bottles] Randy: The sin factor! It's a sin. amsterdam It's an extension of number one. amsterdam And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back. Stu: I'm gettin' another beer, you want one? Randy: Yeah, sure. Stu: I'll be amsterdam right back. [crowd cheers] Randy: See, you stretch the rules and you end up dead. I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife. Randy: The police are always off track with this shit! If they'd watch Prom Night, they'd save time! There's a formula to it. A very simple formula! [yelling in video store] Randy: EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT! Gale Weather: Oh, God, Kenny, I'm sorry, but ... [shouts] Gale Weather: - get the fuck off of my windshield! Gale: Guess I remembered the safety that time, bastard. Stu: I always had a thing for ya Sid! Sidney Prescott: In your dreams! [She drops a television on his head] Billy: [licks blood] Mmmm... corn syrup. Same stuff they used as pig's blood in Carrie. |
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