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One flick from me and she'd be on her ass! --43rd & 6th Guy on cell: I've got the dogs. I've got your mother's latte. I've got your cappuccino, and I'm willing to go back inviti for a movie inviti but you've got to drive me...Hello? Hello? --Park Slope Overheard by: amb Chick: My boss never actually reads her e-mail. I forwarded her a message with someone's address, but she only read the first line and responded "Where's the address"? I mean, scroll down bitch! Jeeeeez. --Maiden Lane Overheard by: J Yoga inviti instructor: I am totally never going back to Dop Dop again. They kept telling people I'm really a brunette. --Equinox, 50th Street Girl: And you know what? After having a few accidents, I just decided to wear pads, to let it flow naturally. --College of Staten Island Overheard by: Dr. Ballon Woman on cell: So she says to me, "Oh, you're so interesting", and I'm like, "Fuck you, you fucking cunt."
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