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He grinned and gave the thumbs up. Next thing Gareth was back at the altar and I was frank dileo poised behind frank dileo the doors for my second jaunt down the aisle. It was then I recalled The Mothership's reaction when I told her we were running away to Vegas. There'd been a long pause on the line before frank dileo she asked, "Are you sure you're taking this marriage thing seriously?" "We're taking the marriage seriously, Mother!" I explained. "Just not the wedding!" The doors swung open and there was Elvis waiting for me, strumming his guitar and crooning Love Me Tender. I hooked my arm through his and willed myself not to laugh for the next five minutes. I could hear the tripod screech every time the video camera changed position. This was going to be one classy production. "Who gives away this woman today?" the Minister asked as we reached the end of the runway.
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