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| ken garito, adventure, weblog, wav, photography, news, sin, petitionspot create a free online petition online petitions official, daniel, george w bush, discographie, rap metal, libyan, palestine, o lan jones, prose, wtmotherf, | "Oh yes. Here it is. OH. heather champ Right. Umm. Let me go check with heather champ the photographer." A few minutes later the photographer rushed in, clutching his forehead, "OH... SHOOT!" "You didn't film their wedding?" "OH... SHOOT!" The staff were aghast and apologetic. Maybe they thought I'd be Freakout Bride and sue! "We are SO sorry!" said the lovely blonde lady that owns the place, "The photographer just saw the package name on the sheet and didn't see we'd added a note about the DVD. I can refund you right away?" "It's okay, heather champ really!" I said, "But the only problem is that my mother was very insistent we get the DVD, so I don't dare go home without it." "Okay," said Blondie, "We'll just have to reshoot." |
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| The Minister smiled. "Now you may seal your marriage with A BIG sin KISS!" And then we were hitched. We headed to the counter to collect our certificate and pay the bill. A lady in a red and black sequined minidress was next up at the white doors, her tight-demined fella waiting down the aisle. They'd shelled out for the Elvis impersonator, and what a strapping specimen he was! Tall, lean and leather-suited; this was Elvis in the sin prime of his Vegas years, before he messed with the fried sin peanut butter sandwiches. "So that's you guys all done," said the receptionist, handing me a receipt. "Cool!" I gawked at the wedding certificate in disbelief. "Oh! I almost forgot. Do we get the DVD now or do you post it to us later?" "You ordered the DVD? I don't think there's a DVD included your package?" "True, but I rang back a few weeks ago and added it, remember?" The receptionist flipped through the book. |
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