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| martin scorsese, amazigh, jay pinkerton, satire, wordssong lyrics 2pac never b peace better dayz, kevin allen, merlin, omaggi, raymond j. barry, whales, ewan mcgregor, moroccian, feature film drama, donal sutherland, freaks, translation, manchicken, television shows, discopub, | Modest by normal standards. 27-inch TV, DVD/VCR, 100-watt stereo, computer station, sleeper sofa, my library, my Kunstler print, my lebanon Oscar Merte hunting print, and a kick-ass Oreck XL air purifier. I normally don't smoke in the house, but the creative juices demand the occasional Marlboro or Habana Monte Cristo. lebanon Also, my feet begin to smell after a while. But I digress. For my lebanon makeover I want Paige Davis and the other hotties at Trading Spaces to give me the makeover. Yes, I know, that violates the compact they have contrived, which involves the element of surprise, but once they see me in the leather codpiece my wish will be their command. I'm thinking an Africa theme. Not the Great White Hunter, Bwana Don theme, though. More like Mandingo (memo to self: buy that damned picture of an enraged Cassius Clay standing over Sonny Liston's carcass. |
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| Posted by Kim Crawford at 11:44 PM | Comments (2) | TrackBack TRADING manchicken SPIT SPACES I got the okay from The Bride to redo the Bat Cave. manchicken Well, actually, I got a look of bemusement and an eyeroll, which I construed as approval per UN Declaration of Human Rights Designatum 227, the Free Womens' Corollary On Having To Heed Their Misogynist manchicken Husbands. So there. The Bat Cave, of course, is the foul, dank, musty bonus room I inhabit 24/7. It's the 11 x 20 room that should have been the third bay of my garage, but which I had the builder finish off for the remarkable sum of $1300. Now, a real man would have insisted on a 3 car garage, because garage space = willie length in these parts, and a real man would have set up his computer in the garage and blogged through sweltering heat and frostbitten fingers. But I grow old, alas, and take solace in my creature comforts, so I had the Bat Cave constructed. |
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