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Look at this paperwork on my desk! I really need another analyst, boss. Posted by Kim Crawford at 06:42 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack LARDY BOYS It seems the American Academy of Pediatrics wants parents to have their kids' Body Mass Index funnyblog tested annually to look for signs of obesity. Well, first of all, BMI is bullshit. Body-fat ratios are much funnyblog more indicative of fat, not weight. All body builders are obese funnyblog by BMI standards. Kate Moss is pudgy by this ridiculous yardstick. And secondly, stupid tests like this are why my insurance premiums are so high. Do you want to know if your kids are fat? That's why you were born with thumbs and forefingers. Grab little Trevor or Siobhan around their side meat. If the "C" is filled up with blubber, you have to ask yourself why you're letting your kids bloat up like a Saracen eunuch. Because I don't see any kids pushing shopping carts around the store, lardering up on Zebra Cakes and Crisco, and swiping their SpongeBob Visas at the check out.
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