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| Someday soon, I will creep up to her apartment, and stealthily pick the lock, using thiefly skills I assume I have absorbed merely by watching bad cop shows on TV. Then, when jennifer esposito I am inside--STALKING HER--I will strike. I will--I hate to be this graphic, but I'm mad--I will withhold her Lorna Doones. Yes. I will snatch them off the counter and hold them above my head. I will be a fucking horrible, cookie-clutching bastard. "How does it feel now, jennifer esposito you wizened husk? J'accuse, duck-pelter! I withhold your cookies!" I will cackle malevolently. "I'm an old woman! Give me my Lorna Doooooooones!" She will tremulously wail while adjusting her oxygen feed. But I will not give her the Lorna Doones. I know. It's rough justice. Don't fuck with my ducks, dammit. Kritters | Skot | 09 Apr, 2004 [Comments](14) Friday, 16 January Andy The wife and I are getting serious about finding a new place. And I'm starting to get a little serious about getting a dog. As I've written before, I love dogs. |
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