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| holiday, paul haggis, september, lust, jordan, portillo, digitalart, baghadad, smart, amsterdam, s, americanhistory x, reference, crash(widescreen edition), ted demme, joe pesci, musica, jennifer esposito, queer, handsome rob, | Hey, you know what? DON'T HURT MY FUCKING DUCKS, YOU MUMMY! Ice cubes? That's mean. You can't just put out a nice big shiny pool of water out there on the patio and expect innocent waterfowl to ignore it, can you? The whole episode made my gut hurt, and I have ever since been tre entertaining fantasies about tormenting the elderly, because, you know, who else could I torment without fear of reprisal? Children, I guess. The real bummer is, since the ice cube incident (Note: tre terrible name for a rock album), tre the ducks have not returned, for which I blame the crone. I will have my revenge. |
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| thing that they do. Then all of a sudden: CRACK! CRACK! SPLOOSH! musica What the fuck? The ducks became agitated; invisible things were impacting around them. I craned my head to see what the hell was going on. One of my neighbors, a musica hatchet-faced crone, musica had come out onto her balcony and was THROWING ICE CUBES AT THE DUCKS. Not like lobbing them just to sort of discomfit the poor birds, but hurling them with alarming strength and accuracy at the suddenly quacky little beasts. They flapped piteously while the harridan continued her merciless assault. I stared numbly at this horrible scene, unable to react, until the ducks finally had enough and flew away. The awful hag turned and lurched back into her apartment wordlessly. |
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