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| diary, lamont, movies, up, black comedy, 1977 in sports, insomniac, intellectual, 1998, artisan entertainment, confession, commentary, relationship, skins, sales, dark comedy, boobies, gardolins, online art, lanny flaherty, arabian, | we thought it would be better if you weren't here. Albert: I see... I see. Val: It's 1976 just for tonight. Albert: I understand, it's just while people are here. Armand: My cemetery's in Key Biscayne. It's one of the 1976 prettiest in the world. The sky is blue, palm trees, rolling hills. The one is Los Copa's really shit. [sigh] Armand: What a pain in the ass you are. And it's true: you're not young, you're not new, 1976 and you do make people laugh. And me? I'm still with you because you make me laugh. So you know what I got to do? I got to sell my plot in Key Biscayne so I can get one next to you in that shithole Los Copa, so I never miss a laugh. |
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| Agador: [dancing around in red wig cleaning] No actually I'm a combination of up Lucy and Ricky Armand: That's horrifying. Agador: My father was the shaman of his tribe and my mother up was the high up priestess. Armand: So why the hell did they move to New Jersey? Agador: I don't know, they're so stupid. Katherine: Armand Goldman. Armand: Katie Archer, or is it "Mrs." something? Katherine: No. I'm between husbands. Armand: [to Agador] Pull yourself together! Because you have to cook dinner. I have to go find Albert. [Exits] Val: You... can *cook*, right? Agador: Your father seems to think so... Armand: Don't worry about that. I'm very maternal. And Albert's practically a breast. Waiter: Armand, the Kennedys are here again for supper, third time this week, you want to pick up their tab? Armand: Ted? Waiter: No, just the younger ones. Armand: Wish we could get Ted. Give 'em a free round of coffee. Armand: Val's fiancée is coming tonight with her parents, and we thought... |
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