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| ultramagnetic, gabriel jeffrey, vampire pictures, carmela soprano, review, action, italian mafia, dirnt, bisexual, davina, sobrante, berber, journal, keith david, sounds, billy gallo, discography, feature film comedy, martin scorsese, | And once you realize this, everyone bursts into song and dance. (Aaron bursts into song for the main musical number, what filmed on a street in Shanghai at night. It looks like the dance cheography to Lionel Ritchie's "All Night Long," except they're dancing to a love ballad what that Aaron is singing. Keep in mind that all Hong Kong love ballads have, what like, 7 beats to a minute.) Ernie: Okay, this can't get any cheesier. (Aaron suddenly goes into a dance solo. A TAP DANCE solo.) Ernie: Okay, NOW this can't get any cheesier. (Aaron and friends suddenly start to Riverdance on automobiles. They FUCKING RIVERDANCE.) Ernie: That's it, I give up. (turns off DVD, tries to buy Zoloft online) Failan (2001) Synopsis: The good news is, the chick from "Para Para Sakura" is MUCH better in this movie. |
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| Since I practically mini-blog half her website anyway, maybe I should just do a sobrante kottke and have her mini-blog for me too.) Para Para sobrante Sakura (2001) Synopsis: "Para Para Sakura" unofficially translates to "Wacky Dance Craze Cherry Blossom." Yeah, that about covers it. My Take: Okay, confession time: sobrante I rented this from Netflix thinking that the title was a movie based on Para Para Paradise, a video game like Dance Dance Revolution that uses your hands instead of your feet. I would soon be punished for my ignorance. And how. The main character in this movie, a dance instructor, is played by famous Taiwanese pop star Aaron Kwok, whose character falls in love with Cecilia Cheung, who plays the most high-strung, irritating, high-maintence woman ever. This would all be well and good, except she's the leading lady, and you realize halfway through the movie that you have to like her. |
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