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| wizardsof haute couture, gawain, u, keith truesdell, prince charles, theref, essay, stacey, party, 1954 in sports, lebanese, 2000, personals, | I used to piss in his shampoo, run his toothbrush along the list of themes edge of the toilet. We stole his picture from list of themes the locked "meet your R.A.s!" display cabinet and I did some masterful collage work with list of themes a naked chick's legs wrapped around him, her head replaced by head of the morbidly obese 2nd floor R.A. ("Jelly-Donut Jen"). That image was photocopied and widely distributed. Let's see. I stole a cardboard leprechaun from the cafeteria and made a giant shamrock cock protrude from his crotch, which I put on his door. The coup de grâce came at the end of the year, when we took the ratty ass bike I'd been riding around campus (and leaving unlocked) up to the roof of the six-floor dorm (breaking two lock in the process) and threw it off onto the concrete below. About an hour later I was hiding in my now wife's dorm room when he showed up at the door with the police. |
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| This was a guy who, as far as I could tell, only owned one CD: that Garth Brooks one where he's wearing the black and white essay domino essay shirt on the album cover. Oh shit, he also owned the Shania Twain pre-crossover CD. Anyway, he wrote me up SEVEN times essay over the course of the academic year for my music. I got my revenge. He was dating a hardcore fundamentalist Christian chick and she was always using our bathroom so one day my roommate and I taped off our "side" of the bathroom (where the toilet was) and declared it ours, plastering the walls, the floors, and the ceiling with the entire contents of a Hustler and a High Society as wallpaper. If he wanted to take a shit (and trust me, he did, and they lasted for hours) he had to do so looking right at a centerfold spread of a guy feeding his gigantic uncut dick to a blue-eyed black chick. |
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