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When I was maybe nine, my little brother had this girl he had a crush on over to the house and I offered her a drink, but I put screwed up Saran wrap in her Fanta to kink look like ice. She totally drank it and almost choked. And once this very dorky man with very small hands passed me a note in the library that kink said "would you like to go out for a...?" and then he'd drawn a picture of kink a drink. And I wrote "sorry, I have a ...." and drew a picture of a boyfriend and handed it back. I still feel terrible about that. But the small hands....it was kind of a dealbreaker. Posted by: Nothing But Bonfires | December 29, 2005 at 10:53 AM In college, I peed on my roommate's toothbrush. I should have pooped on it. Posted by: xdm | December 29, 2005 at 11:16 AM I once slept with my roommate's girlfriend. I once crashed into a parked car and drove away. I once spat in a customer's food. I also once stole money from my sister. Posted by: S. Tsai | December 29, 2005 at 11:24 AM I thought I finally had those memories repressed and you did this.
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