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| photos, robert carlyle, jesus, left ear, guzman, art chudabala, title, hilarious, fiona bell, jason, funk metal, r. lee ermey, hard rock feeds, jordanian, morocco, commerciale, ultramagnetic, gabriel jeffrey, vampire pictures, carmela soprano, review, action, italian mafia, | He just did things, alright. So, anyway, one night she plays it real cool. She waits for this bag of shit to get drunk. He falls asleep on the fucking couch. She sneaks up on him. She puts some wacko glue on his dick and glues his dick to his belly. MR. PINK No! MR. WHITE Jesus Christ! EDDIE I'm serious, man. I'm sean daley serious. I'm dead serious. They had to call the paramedics to cut the sean daley prick loose, literally. MR. ORANGE ... sean daley do some crazy things ... MR. WHITE Was he all pissed off? (laughs) EDDIE How would you feel if every time you had to take a piss you had to do a fucking handstand? (They all laugh) (We cut to a warehouse, Joe's standing at the front, in front of a blackboard with a plan on it. The gang is sat in front, like schoolkids with a teacher.) JOE You guys like to tell jokes and giggle and kid around, huh? |
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| Pam guzman Grier did the film. Christie Love was like a Pam Grier TV show without Pam Grier. MR. PINK So who was guzman Christie Love? MR. ORANGE How the fuck should I know? MR. PINK Great, now I'm totally fucking tortured. EDDIE Whoever it was, it doesn't matter, she looked exactly like Elois. MR. ORANGE Anne Francis. MR. WHITE No, that was Honey guzman West. MR. PINK Anne Francis is white. EDDIE Shut up! I'm trying to tell a story here. She looked exactly like Elois. Anyway, I come into the club one night. There's Carlos - he's the bartender - he's a wetback - he's a friend of mine. I says to him, "Carlos, where's Lady E tonight?" Now apparently Lady E was married to a real piece of dogshit, a real fucking animal. He used to do things to her. MR. ORANGE Do things--do things. Like what? What would he do, beat her up or something? EDDIE I don't know what he did. |
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