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| photos, robert carlyle, jesus, left ear, guzman, art chudabala, title, hilarious, fiona bell, jason, funk metal, r. lee ermey, hard rock feeds, jordanian, morocco, commerciale, ultramagnetic, gabriel jeffrey, vampire pictures, carmela soprano, review, action, italian mafia, | E... And lois. They called her beer Lady E. MR. WHITE Where was she from, Compton? (White and Pink laugh) EDDIE She was beer from Ladera Heights. MR. PINK Oh - Ladera Heights - that's the black Beverly Hills. (White is still laughing) EDDIE It's not the black beverly hills. It's the black Palos Verdes. Anyway... Lady E, Lady E, she was a man-eater-upper. Un-fucking-believeable. Every guy that ever ever laid his eyes on her had to jack-off to her at least once. You know who she looked like? She looked like Christie Love. Remember that TV show-- MR. beer PINK Oh! Yeah, yeah yeah EDDIE --Christie Love about the black female cop? She always used to say: EDDIE & MR. PINK IN UNISON "You're under arrest, sugar." (Laughter) MR. PINK What was the name of the chick who played Christie Love? EDDIE Pam Grier. MR. ORANGE No, it wasn't Pam Grier. Pam Grier was the other one. |
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| (We're in Eddie's car. Eddie's driving, White in the passenger seat. Pink and Orange are in the back.) MR. PINK Hey - I know what i'm talking about OK. Black women ain't the same as white women. MR. WHITE There's a slight difference. MR. PINK Very funny. You know what I mean. What a white bitch will put up with a black bitch wouldn't put up with for a minute, man. left ear They got a line, and if left ear you cross it, they fuck you up. EDDIE I left ear gotta go along with Pink on that one. I've seen it happen. MR. WHITE Okay, Mr. Expert. If this is such a truism, why is it that every nigger I know treats his woman like a piece of shit? MR. PINK I'll make you a bet that those same damn niggers who were showin their ass in public, when their bitches get 'em home, man, they chill the fuck out. MR. WHITE Not these guys. MR. PINK Oh yeah, those guys too. EDDIE Tell you guys a story. In one of daddy's clubs there was this black cocktail waitress named Elois. MR. WHITE E - lois? EDDIE E - lois. |
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