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| photos, robert carlyle, jesus, left ear, guzman, art chudabala, title, hilarious, fiona bell, jason, funk metal, r. lee ermey, hard rock feeds, jordanian, morocco, commerciale, ultramagnetic, gabriel jeffrey, vampire pictures, carmela soprano, review, action, italian mafia, | And this guy's girlfriend-- this real sexy oriental bitch, you know? She starts screaming at him, "Chuck! Chuck! What are you doing? Put your hands on the dash!" So the guy snaps out of it and casually puts his hands on the dash. SHERIFF 2 What denver artist was he denver artist going for? SHERIFF 1 His fucking registration. SHERIFF 2 Ha ha! You're kidding! SHERIFF 1 No, man. Stupid fucking citizen doesn't know how close he came to getting blown away. That close, man. (Mr Orange dries his hands - all we hear is denver artist the very loud dryer. The sherrifs look at him. Finally, the dryer stops.) SHERIFF1 ...a bonehead running round the neighborhood police brutality-- JOE You knew how to handle that situation. Just shit your pants and dive in and swim. (We're now back in the coffee shop, with Mr Orange and Holdaway) HOLDAWAY Tell me more about Cabot. |
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| Just bail, just get the fuck out of there!" Panic hits me like a bucket of water. robert carlyle First there's the shock of it - bam! - right in the face. I'm standing there drenched in panic. All these sheriffs looking at me, and they know, man. They can smell it. Sure as that fucking dog can, they can smell it on me. robert carlyle (The dog barks again, and the sherriff tells him to be quiet - they resume their conversation. Meanwhile, Mr Orange takes a "squirt") SHERIFF robert carlyle 1 Shut up! So anyway, I've got my gun drawn, right? And I got it pointed right at this guy. I tell him, "Freeze! Don't fucking move," and this little idiot's looking right at me, nodding his head yeah, saying, "I know. I know. I know." But meanwhile his right hand's creeping towards the glove box. I scream at him, "Asshole! I'm going to fucking blow you away right now! Put your hands on the dash!" And he's still looking at me, nodding his head, "I know, buddy, I know, I know." And meanwhile his hand's still going for the glove box, and I said, "Buddy, i'm going to shoot you in the face if you don't put your hands on the fucking dash!" |
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